reasons to carry an umbrella

so we got up this morning and ate breakfast, got
coffee, ran so i could catch the bus to get on a ferry
to bremerton. So, i got to the ferry parking lot im
pretty much the only one outside of a car. I started
to fiddle with my bike. In the midst of doing so there was an air raid by some white flying vessels. After 10 seconds there were splatters and 2 direct hits. there was a trail of white dots up my trailer and a brown bomb that hit my head. A white stripe dripped down my right shoulder. I had just been tagged by a flying seagull. At first i was a little ticked but laughter overwhelmed me. Of all things that could have happened i was poo-ed on upon by a seagull. i stood in awe and disgust at the same time. i made a quick video of the evidence of the disaster, and in the midst of doing so the ferry attendant summoned me to get on board.